Big Frank is selling out. He's being honest about it, but he IS selling out. Why is it that stadiums can sell out but people aren't supposed to. The recent supreme court ruling (allowing corporations to donate as much as they want to political campaigns) is predicated on how corporations should be treated on equal ground as individuals, well then I should have same rights as corporations. So, Big Frank is available. For the right price - and I'm not giving that away up front - Big Frank will change his name to that of the corporate sponsor becoming, for example, AT&T Dickinson, or Exxon Dickinson, or Toys-R-Us Dickinson, or even US Postal Service Dickinson. So, readers, do NOT be alarmed if you return to this blog and find that Big Frank has been replaced by some corporation - it means that Big Frank sold out.
And . . . speaking of which, why doesn't this country and the states within it use this as a way to get out of debt. The name of this country has got to be worth billions, and it could be leased out for a couple of months at a time: The United States of Coca Cola, or the United Xerox of America, or The Microsoft States of America - the possibilities are endless. States could get on this also - North Dakota becomes North Pepsie and Montana becomes Monsanto - but only for very Big Bucks. We could even sell our history - George Washington changed to George Westinghouse and Abraham Lincoln into Abraham Ford/Lincoln. Rights given only for a year or so. I'm sure that Big Frank is only skimming the surface here, but the most important thing is for Big Frank to get a corporate sponsor - so let's work on that first.
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With the recession..everyone and each business is changing..
It will not get better for awhile.
we all need to tighten our belt..
and its not easy.
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