CHRISTMAS COOKIES?

Big Frank is into baking. Well, it is the season to be merry, and baking induces merriment, even if you don’t eat what you bake. That’s one of the problems with baking a whole bunch; it could be (notice how Big Frank turns this problem into a conditional problem) a source of unwanted calories and subsequent weight gain; however, the solution is to give all those baked good away! So all you thin readers who do not bake, now is the time to put in your orders. If you ask – you shall receive. Big Frank aims to please (and to keep his waist size within the present confines of his current waist band).

What Big Frank would like to do is to give Christmas points to those who order these goodies. For each order you receive 5 Christmas points, then when you have personally eaten all that you have ordered you then receive 5 more Christmas points, and finally when you have given Big Frank a thank you note – or a “why did I do this” note your honest (don’t worry Big Frank can take the hard jab of the truth) opinion on his bake goods – you then receive 10 more Christmas points. Once you have accumulated 20 points you will then be placed in the Christmas Consumption Hall of Fame, which will be posted on “What It Is” (where else) when the holidays are over. (Sorry no deliveries or packages - due to the fragile nature of these items you will have to pick them up.)

Here are the options (as of today): more selections will be announced as they become available. Not to worry they will be much much better than the above photo - an example of what you will not be receiving - Big Frank hopes:)

1. Fruit-Filled Oatmeal Bars (cherry): also known at “Noel Nuggets”
2. Chocolate-Caramel Bars: also known as “Sticky Christmas Cards”
3. Sugar Cookies: also known as “What Kind of Animal Is This Supposed To Be?”
4. White Chocolate Chip Cookies: also known as “Snow Drop Cookies”

Big Frank takes no responsibility for any unpleasant cookie results.